5%

mll heard in a sermon that only 5% of new year's resolutions are kept.

So that's like one in every 20.

Here are 20 resolutions ....

1. I resolve to lose 100 pounds.

2. I resolve to never lose my temper with my children.

3. I resolve to only use kind an gentle words.

4. I resolve to get enough sleep.

5. I resolve to spend less time surfing the Internet.

6. I resolve to improve my posture.

7. I resolve to walk my dog 4 miles every day.

8. I resolve to save money and NEVER buy designer coffee in a coffee shop

9. I resolve to eat 5 servings of fruits and veggies per day.

10. I resolve to maintain the proper posted speed limit.

11. I resolve to always treat Spouse in a respectful manner

12. I resolve to not take advantage of Crem's generous nature

13. I resolve to keep my proper medical schedule of doctors, midwife, mammos, dentist, eye doctor etc.

14. I resolve to keep the proper maintenance schedule of my car.

15. I resolve to file all paperwork promptly.

16. I resolve to mow the lawn as necessary, in a cheerful manner.

17. I resolve to weed the lawn on a regular basis, and never resort to weed killer.

18. I resolve to groom fuzzybutt 3 times a week.

19. I resolve to do the flylady thing and have a shiny sink every night.

20. I resolve to eat more chocolate.

Let's see, 1 in 20 -- WE HAVE A WINNER