Friday, February 09, 2007

A unique decor idea

You know what I love about the Internet? You never know WHAT you'll run across. For instance, we're thinking of redoing some of the flooring in our home, but I don't think we'll go for this ...


It's the floor of a museum -- in India. Oh yeah -- in case you're wondering YES, those ARE sperm on the floor.

Sex museum makes HIV lessons fun
Fri Feb 9, 2007 3:32 PM ET
By Krittivas Mukherjee
MUMBAI, Feb 9 (Reuters Life!) - This is India's version of sex in the city.
A rare sex museum in Mumbai, the country's teeming financial capital, is drawing hundreds of prostitutes and their regular clients who say they learn more about HIV/AIDS from its graphic exhibits than staid lectures on safe sex.
Antarang, which means intimate in Hindi, is a one-room exhibition of nude statues, models of the human anatomy and illustrations near a well-known red light district in Mumbai. And it is India's only sex museum, according to its management.
Devoid of the glamour of sex museums of Amsterdam or New York, Antarang greets a visitor with a "lingam," a Hindu phallic-shaped symbol worshipped as one of the representations of Lord Shiva, Kama Sutra verses and wooden and plastic models showing the act of conception, child birth as well as descriptions of various sexual diseases.
"A sex museum is a better place to learn about sex and everything related to it," M.G. Vallecha, the chief of Antarang, entry to which is free, told Reuters.
The museum is run by the state government in an effort to combat HIV and AIDS in India. There are an estimated 5.7 million people infected with HIV, more than any other country, according to U.N. figures.
Experts say that number could quadruple by 2010 as many people are still reluctant to discuss safe sex openly.
Authorities all over India try various innovative ways, including street plays and "condom parties," to spread awareness about sexual diseases.
Mumbai is not only India's biggest and most cosmopolitan city, but it is also home to millions of migrants who leave their families in villages to search for jobs.
NO CONDOM, NO SEX
Antarang, whose floor tiles are painted to look like sperm, was opened in 2003. It became popular among prostitutes and some of their clients after health workers began taking them there.
"A major bulk of our thousands of visitors every year are sex workers and health volunteers," Vallecha said.
Some sex seekers also visit. In India, many prostitutes act as mistresses for one regular client who pays for her upkeep. They can often develop close relationships and sometimes visit the museum together, officials said.
"At first, sex workers coming to the museum are shy. But slowly they discover new things about something they thought they knew all about," said Manish Pawar, a health worker who has brought hundreds of prostitutes and their clients to the museum.
Many of the sex workers say the museum has changed their lives by teaching them about the need for safe sex.
"When they told us about AIDS and all we didn't understand much, but now after visiting the museum it is much clearer to us," said Jyoti, a middle-aged prostitute who gave only one name.
"Now we tell clients no condom -- no sex."
Authorities said they have few ordinary tourists.
"The area where the museum is located is stigmatized and even if they (tourists) want to come they don't because they don't want to be seen in a red light district," said Nirupa Borges, who helps run Antarang.
"We have some school and college students, but we would like more members of the mainstream society."
Authorities are planning to open another sex museum in a northern suburb, away from the red light district, to attract a wider audience.
"This museum is serving its purpose very well. We need more sex museums like this," Borges said.
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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Public Service Announcement

I've been inspired by Sock Girl's cheering up to do a public service announcement.

This is a WONDERFUL program called Cell Phones for Soldiers.

You can click on the link to find out more (MUCH MORE) about the program but in a nutshell .......

CPFS was founded by (then) tweens (now teens) Brittany and Robbie Bergquist in 2004. What they do is gather old cell phones, sell them, take the cash, and get prepaid calling cards for soldiers overseas. (They also take print cartridges). I believe that it averages about 100 minutes of calling time for each cell phone donated.

So -- if you happen to have an old cell phone sitting around and want to get rid of it -- you can check for drop off sites at this link.

Sometimes hearing a friendly voice can do a lot to make a person feel better.

And hey -- if you don't happen to have an old cell phone hanging around, call a friend today -- I'm sure you know someone that can use a friendly voice. (that number again -- 1-800-555-ramblin)

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

I'll never know

I ran across an add for a way to find out who my love soul mate is. I followed the link only to discover that I would need to have the information sent to my cell phone.

As I'd already gotten burned once on charges on messages sent to my cell phone, I decided to decline this once in a lifetime offer.

I guess I'll never find out who my love soul mate is.

Perhaps it's him (after all, I married him)


Or maybe him (hey a guy in chains and a loincloth??)

Or this fellow (hmmm I seem to like em all tied up).
Maybe this guy (he likes to keep my lap warm warm)

Or maybe this handsome fellow (he loves to jump on me and lick me behind the ear)

And here we have a two-fer -- a handsome prince (albeit a young handsome prince but hey it's Chip so I think he's a cutie) AND a frog (goodness knows -- I've kissed a lot of them.

Ah well -- I'll never know so I'll just love all my fellows

(cue Beatles music)

All you need is love,
All you need is love,
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need.

Monday, February 05, 2007

What's your theme song

I was reading Real Simple magazine and there was an article on your theme song. It's described as the song that makes you feel up and powerful and ready to take over the world. It really made a lot of sense - if you're going on a job interview or out to make a sale or whatever it would make you feel invincible.

SOME examples from the article

I'm the Greatest Star, Barbara Streisand, (from Funny Girl)

I Will Survive, Gloria Gaynor

My Sharona, The Knack

The Bitch is Back, Elton John

Too Many Fish in the Sea, Marvelettes

So I was just thinking about this (while reading this) and I came up with

Razzle Dazzle, London Cast Recording, (Long as you keep em way off balance how can they spot you got no talents)

On the one hand, I'm tempted to wonder twice about myself and my emotional security and such if I'm empowered by a song about faking it.

On the other hand there are

70
days left until April 16

So I'm just going to Razzle Dazzle for a couple of months, and THEN stop and think about life and philosophy and love and whatever.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

And they say honesty is the best policy

THIS is what happens when I answer a test honestly -- (shhh don't tell my clients I'm careless and disorganized)

My Personality

Neuroticism
55
Extraversion
28
Openness To Experience
76
Agreeableness
43
Conscientiousness
0

You are introverted, reserved, and quiet with a preference for solitude and solitary activities. Your socializing tends to be restricted to a few close friends. Stressful and frustrating situations can often be upsetting to you, but you are sometimes able to get over these feelings and cope with these situations. Novelty, variety, and change spice up your life and make you a curious, imaginative, and creative person. You have some concern with others' needs, and are generally pleasant, sympathetic, and cooperative. You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Your work tends to be careless and disorganized.

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slow and easy

I need to find a job like that -- someplace where I can do nothing, and keep a job for 3 years.

Mats the Malingering Sloth Fired for Dozing on the Job

Scientists at Jena University have given up trying to get a sloth to move. After three years of hard work, Mats' indolence has proved infectious and they've all decided the experiment is just too much effort.

"We even tried feeding him pasta and boiled eggs," despaired John Nyakatura from the Institute for Systematic Zoology and Evolutionary Biology in Jena. "Most sloths would have considered that a real treat and might have actually roused themselves to go for it."

But not Mats. Supposed to be taking part in an experiment in animal movement, he was the sort of deadbeat colleague nobody wants. For years, he refused to pull his weight.

"He was very uncooperative," said Nyakatura.

Unmoved

A sloth by name and nature, Mats couldn't be persuaded to stir, and consistently refused to climb up and down a pole.

"Sloths use their claws to hang from a branch and then move down it headfirst," said Nyakatura. "It's a very rare phenomenon in the animal world."

But perhaps not surprisingly, Mats proved to be a bit of a shirker. He obviously had more interesting things to do -- such as nothing.

"He wasn't remotely interested in furthering science,'' said Axel Burchardt, a university spokesman.

All too much hassle

Banished in disgrace to a zoo in Duisburg, he's no doubt hoping that everyone will just leave him alone.

But unfortunately for Mats, the zoo is apparently expecting him to reproduce. Judging by his performance so far, his keepers better prepare for a disappointment.



He needs to find the sloth equivalent of a Pointer Sister ....

I want a man with a slow hand .....